Manic Pixie Dream Paramedic

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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In this special episode, we revisit an old startup from 2019 that’s still getting huge government contracts to provide a service we can only describe as ‘the ambulance driven by clowns that drops you off in the middle of the woods.’ This is not an exaggeration. If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November(@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	So, unless I lovingly tuck your hair behind your ear in the next five minutes,
0:17.8	the Russians are going to let off an atomic bomb over West London.
0:20.7	So, soap, we have to infiltrate let off an atomic bomb over West London. So, Sob,
0:21.9	we have to, we have to infiltrate a B&B in the Lake District. Soap, this next mission requires
0:27.2	us hold in an hand. Sob, we're going deep cover. We're going to Mama Mia the musical.
0:34.1	I've booked us in at Zizi's for a pre-feet at me, that'll help us blend in.
0:40.5	Hi, everybody, it's GF.
0:42.2	That's right.
0:43.1	It's a free one.
0:44.7	It's all of us now.
0:45.8	It's a free one.
0:47.1	Although, I have to share some sad news, which is that Alice is no longer with us.
0:53.4	That's true.
0:58.0	I feel like every time we talk about the startup ambulance, we get a different host. I'm finally doing a thing I've been trailing on Twitter for the longest time of changing
1:03.0	my name to November, like the month, like the NATO-finantic Alphabet.
1:07.5	Because you respect the troops.
1:08.5	Exactly. Because, you know, I want to go on a romantic getaway with Captain Price.
1:13.6	And I thought the best way to do that would be to change my name to something military sounding.
1:17.6	Yeah, no, so this is 100% serious, all of it, including the Captain Price bit.
1:22.6	Yeah.
1:23.6	Yeah, call of 2D Modern Warfare 4 got very interesting. Yeah, Coral Jusie modern warfare is an automate.
1:29.7	It is a dating simulator, and that's the correct way of playing it.
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