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*PREVIEW* Balthasar Speedboat Presents Nurse Sketch (Ft. Caroline Calloway)

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Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Was it a good idea? Probably not. But we've assembled the Balthasar Speedboat cast of Riley, Milo, Olga, and Pierre for a friendly conversation with chaos demon and influencer Caroline Calloway...who Milo knows from school...and you know what? Just listen to the episode to hear him get eviscerated for his acne and an awkward attempt at a kiss. You'll love it! Or you'll hate it. If you want to hear the whole thing, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/balthasar-69-39122729 Here's a central location to donate to bail funds across the US to help people held under America's utterly inhumane system: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/the-bail-project  If you want one of our *fine* new shirts, designed by Matt Lubchansky, then e-mail trashfuturepodcast [at] gmail [dot] com. £15 for patrons, £20 for non-patrons, plus shipping.  *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS dot com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

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0:00.0

The NHS was originally designed as a national food service, but it was set up by someone from the footlights.

0:19.7

Yeah.

0:20.7

We're a nation of baffled shopkeepers. I feel really good about my choice to stick with memoir

0:25.5

and stay in the internet art game. This sounds terrible. The long and the short of my

0:32.4

relationship with Caroline at the time is that I think I was trying to hear on Caroline while going through the motions

0:39.4

of writing a sketch with her and Caroline was going through the motions of hitting on me

0:42.7

while wanting to write a sketch with me.

0:44.2

I think that is basically the dynamic.

0:46.7

We must read the sketch.

0:47.8

That's pretty accurate.

0:48.7

That's pretty accurate.

0:50.5

I was, to be fair, to be fair, I was genuinely considering, like, pursuing something with you.

0:57.4

I just wanted to feel out the situation and get to know you and figure things out.

1:03.1

And like, just what people were.

1:04.9

I can't wait to talk about this episode of Balthazar Speedboat at your wedding later.

1:11.5

Riley, in costume as a green grocer, giving a best man to speech.

1:15.8

And I'll be dressed as a taxi nurse.

1:18.7

Why is there a wedding taking place here in my greengrocer shop?

1:24.9

Yes, so I've sent the sketch scripts to you at you, you two, Oge and Pierre.

1:32.4

Okay, so I'm girl, Pierre's boy, Milo is stage direction.

1:38.4

Okay.

1:38.6

Milo's stage direction.

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