Comin’ in for a Landing
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4.7 • 935 Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2020
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to BBC Indiana. |
| 0:07.8 | Today, we continue our series in the history of podcasts. |
| 0:13.5 | The following was found on a cassette tape discovered by workers cleaning up the Chernobyl exclusion zone in 2014. |
| 0:20.7 | Upon analysis by experts, it was determined to be a rare piece of Summysdot, |
| 0:25.3 | a subversive dissident recording that we suspect may be the first ever podcast. |
| 0:31.0 | And it's not just any podcast. |
| 0:33.3 | It appears to be anti-Soviet, anti-communist, and almost parotically pro-capitalist. |
| 0:43.5 | Hello, and welcome to the Invisible Fist. |
| 0:46.2 | The Soviet Union's only hardline capitalist McCarthyite podcast distributed exclusively on cassette tape. |
| 0:51.8 | We are not to be confused with Friedman's Bussey, |
| 0:55.0 | the Soviet Union's Neo-Nixonite, so-called capitalist podcast, distributed on real-to-real tape, |
| 1:00.0 | which is produced by crypto-communist traitors to the capitalist revolution. I am your host at Adam Smith's GF, |
| 1:06.0 | and I am joined as ever by my co-host at Reagan Thought 69. Welcome to my bedroom. Hello. |
| 1:13.6 | We begin our episode today, the 15th of September 1983, as we do every week by denouncing |
| 1:19.9 | crypto-communist elements working against the glorious capitalist revolution here in the Soviet Union. |
| 1:25.0 | It has come to our attention that the host of the Neo-Nixonite podcast, |
| 1:28.2 | Friedman's Bussey, at Deep Throat Trutha 420, is the son of a man who worked in a state-run factory. |
| 1:38.2 | He calls himself a capitalist, and he's the son of a father who works in a state-run industry? He even attended a school provided by the state. |
| 1:47.0 | How can a man in the pocket of big socialism call himself a capitalist? |
| 1:51.0 | Before any of our six listeners write me yet more postcards, |
| 1:57.0 | I am aware that my father is also working in a state-run factory. |
| 2:00.0 | The difference is, I denounce my father. |
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