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*PREVIEW* Balthasar Speedboat 5 (ft. Olga Koch and Pierre Novellie)

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

This week's (belated, sorry!) bonus is a Balthasar Speedboat comedy special featuring Riley, Milo, Olga, and Pierre Novellie. Enjoy a discussion of the wide varieties of being horny online, how Riley spends his Christmas in Britain, and why a famous holiday songwriter also releases nude calendars for elderly women. It's a forensic examination of horniness. Hope you enjoy! Get the whole thing on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37987767 If you want one of our *fine* new shirts, designed by Matt Lubchansky, then e-mail trashfuturepodcast [at] gmail [dot] com. £15 for patrons, £20 for non-patrons, plus shipping. *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind GYDS dot com). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Would anybody like to read one out?

0:19.1

Just because I would like to start with something quite tame.

0:22.5

If you can go to the red dress photo.

0:25.4

Okay.

0:25.9

And then if you can, if someone can describe the tweet.

0:29.4

If someone can describe the tweet.

0:32.1

And then please read the response of Rob 1-213-829, please.

0:39.1

All these 40 men, that's their name.

0:41.7

Okay, so the tweet is

0:43.6

every time I get a woman's phone number,

0:45.9

they put it in their name.

0:49.6

Rockin-Rolga tweets,

0:51.4

On my way to help your little brother

0:53.1

with his math homework,

0:54.6

wearing some nice makeup and a sort of off-the-shoulder red dress.

0:59.8

Your dress like the woman from the box of raisins.

1:02.8

Okay, but also I look fucking hot. Can we just point that out for the second?

1:07.2

Very nice.

1:09.3

Myles said Raisin Woman. He said Raisin Woman. Yeah, did I not make it clear? I'm extremely horny for the Raisin woman He said Raisin woman

1:11.5

Yeah did I not make it clear

1:12.6

I'm extremely horny for the raisin woman

1:14.6

Woman who's hot and can give you

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