The movie is called You Two, A Rock Crusade. It's a documentary from 2009. That's right. It's a

documentary. It's part of the same genre as night and fog and crumb and gimmee shelter.

It's essentially a hagiographic portrait of Bono and his philanthropy, his charity work, his

activism, whatever you want to call it, that is

without tension or sharp edges of any kind. I mean, insofar as it even entertains the idea that

anyone might want to criticize Bono, it presents all of the criticism in a kind of fortune cookie

or like astrology sort of way. You know, when you open a fortune cookie and it says

something like, sometimes your compassion can lead you to be too trusting or, you know, something like

that. So, you know, even when it does entertain the idea that, you know, someone might deign to be a

critic of the great man, Bono, it's very much in that vein, you know, it's like the type of criticism

that is really just praised by any other name. So this. the great man Bono. It's very much in that vein. You know, it's like the type of criticism that

is really just praised by any other name. So this is a film which introduces Bono as someone with

quote, never-ending energy drive and commitment to social causes. This is the story of a charismatic

performer who takes his talent into politics. It's in fact so bending over backwards to praise Bono

and represent him as a kind of flawless and saintly figure

that at one point in showing some footage of a press conference

he did with Bob Geldof achieves the unimaginable feat

of making Bob Geldof look cool.

And somehow thinks that by showing the scene where Geldof is very

pointed and critical towards various governments for just not meeting various commitments around

climate change. And Bono is very obsequious. It then tries to present Bono's obsequiousness,

you know, his flattery of power as actually, you know, this is the sort of adult and mature and

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