But, you know, so we solved this problem of bored and insecure and anxious idleness by, you know,

getting into podcasting. But many decades ago, there was someone else who experienced exactly

the same dilemma. He lived in Brooklyn and his name was Bernard Sanders. And he came up with

another solution, which, as we learned from the hit film Free Lunch Express

is to get the government to pay for everything, folks,

so you never have to work a day in your life.

I totally pledge with this blood oath

to dedicate my life

to never picking up a dinner check,

never donating to charity like in the glorious Soviet Union.

We've had a lot of requests for this movie, and I mean, I guess we were going to have to do it

at some point, but Will sold it to me on the idea that, hey, this one's going to be easy,

it'll be fun, you know, we looked at the running time. It's 80 minutes long.

I got to say, this was the longest 80 minutes of my life. I mean, I'm out of ways to say that the

things we watch for this podcast are sometimes masochistic and painful. But when I put this up against

any of the conservative kits we've watched, last, last ounce of courage, uh, saving Christmas,

whatever. Those movies are Felini compared to this, okay? This is the, this is the worst thing.

This is the worst thing we've ever watched. It is not a movie. I am shocked that I don't know how

this movie got any kind of funding or anything. I can only assume, I looked into

this and I couldn't find an answer, but I assume that like some part of the billionaire funded

full employment program that sustains most of the right wing media ecosystem, someone was able to

scrape together, you know, 50 grand or whatever and make this movie for one of these shitty little

...