Welcome to Rumble to Rumblestrip, Vermont, I'm Erica Heilman. My friend Larry Massett sent me this weird story he wrote, which I'm hoping will be the beginning of a whole new weird podcast.

It's hard to say what it is, which in my book is a really good thing. Here's Press 4 by Larry Masett. We care what you think. You're important to us. Your thoughts are important to us. We care. Please take a

minute to share your ideas. It only takes a minute because we care.

We care what you think.

You're important to us.

Your thoughts are important to us. Your thoughts are important to us. We care.

Please take a minute to share your ideas. It only takes a minute, because we care.

Press one if you think the earth is round.

Press two if you think the earth is flat. Press three if you're not sure.

Press four.

Press four. What was the name of Greta Garbo's last dog?

Press four now.

Press one to enter your 9 digit Social Security number.

Press 2 to enter your 9 digit Social Security number over and over in Swahili.

Press 3 for Urdu.

Press 4. Say the words mama's little baby loves Shorten, Shorten,

mama's little baby loves Shortenen bread.

Then press 4 as hard as you can.

We care what you can. We care what you think.

Your friends don't care.

Your family doesn't care.

You know your supervisor doesn't care.

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