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You know, Yes

Here we are

Yes

Yes Yes. Yes. Yes. I know. U.S. Greg. You S. Greg. Good evening from Washington, everyone. All right.

Settle down, kids.

Weather in D.C. has been crazy, snow, sleet, and 100% chance of liberal tears.

It was so cold outside at the inauguration, the Washington Monument shrank to 100 feet.

But what an event, huh? The left are losing their minds. Rashida Taleb was so upset,

she shaved her mustache. Liz Cheney was so despondent. she begged her dad to shoot her in the face.

He's had practice.

And after the swearing in, Trump attended a capital luncheon that included a seafood dish and meat entree and dessert.

And then in an odd twist, Jerry Nadler jumped into the cake.

But on his first day,

Trump was already cracking down on the border.

Reinstating, yeah?

Okay.

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