You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Highland.

And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.

Sorry, I got a little bit of a cold.

Look, as the Epstein shutdown continues, sweet potato Hitler, congestive heart furor, or President Poop Plain,

you pick the name, is doing all he can to make sure that you never, ever, ever see the Epstein

files. Mike Smithers Johnson continues to be knee-deep in Trump's neck vagina and refuses to

swear in the duly and legally

elected representative from Arizona at Delita Grivalda because she's the final vote on releasing

the Epstein files. We can't have that. Also today, Tuesday the 21st saw the release of Virginia

Gufrey's book, Nobody's Girl. And a few days before that,

Prince Andrew gave up his titles and his connection to the royal family because, well, he's in the

book. So to distract us from the evidence that our president is in the files that deal with

the customers and business partners of the worst pedophile sex trafficker in American history,

Trump has taken to raping the White House like it's in a department store dressing room.

He started a two-year construction project at the beginning of winter, in the Northeast.

Brilliant!

The only explanation for doing something so stupid would be to distract from the probable fact that our president is a huge pedophile and in the Epstein files.

Or those files would already be out, wouldn't they?

So our house, the people's house, the place where our history lives, the sacred house of democracy, has been turned into a a cheesy gold-titted white trash hovel.

I'm surprised he didn't park an old Chevelle on the lawn next to a broken refrigerator.

Our president is white trash, period. I mean, let's go down the white trash checklist.

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