There's a lot to keep new parents awake at night.

But it won't be the prices at ASDA's Baby and Toddler event, starting from the 21st of April,

including the MAM anti-colic bottle set down from £38 to £24.99.

And the newbie rapid cool bottle maker down from £40 to £24.88.

Plus, for more exclusive offers, sign up to Asda Rewards Baby and Toddler Club.

That's Asda Price.

Select a source and light subject to availability as the reward requires app and registration,

one membership per person, full tease and sees, all right.

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Okay, good. Good. An audience with hands. Happy Wednesday, everyone. In Chicago last night,

former President Biden gave his first speech since leaving office. As a result, millions of Americans

now believe in life after death.

He was speaking to a group of advocates for the disabled, who were surprised to learn the keynote

speaker was one of their clients.

During his speech, he referred to black children as colored kids, which I heard was an improvement

over his first draft.

You know, but it was nice after the speech he was greeted by a throng of well-wishers.

According to a new poll, California voters are not excited about Kamala Harris running for governor. To improve her support among Hispanics, she's been working with a consultant.

The world's, the world's first sperm race in which human sperm cells will compete on a microscopic track will take place in Los Angeles.

Yeah, the winner goes home on this sock.

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