Amazon offers term time working to their employees, like Anton,

who's home to look after his daughters during their holidays.

Hello!

To him, this is the best sound in the world.

Daddy!

Actually, maybe that's the best sound of all.

Now that's term time working.

Offered at Amazon.

Ten weeks off guaranteed per year.

Mix of paid holiday and unpaid time off.

Conditions apply. All right. All right.

Oh, wow. Somebody's getting to second base after the show. Hope it's me.

Happy Tuesday, everyone. So today is tax day, or as Hunter Biden calls it, any other day of the week.

To pay tribute to the California Gold Rush, a minor league baseball team, decided to name themselves the gold diggers, but scrapped it after people claimed the name was sexist

and demeaning.

So from now on, they will call themselves money-grubbing whores.

An MSNBC analyst claimed that Donald Trump wants to take anyone in America and disappear them, presumably by booking them as an analyst on MSNBC.

Blue Origins Rocket successfully completed its mission with an all-female crew.

The rocket was able to land safely after deploying both of Lauren Sanchez's breast implants.

Man, it was the first all-female space flight in more than 60 years.

They would have had another one sooner, but that's how long it took for them to get ready.

Chicks!

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