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Happy New Year, Jesse

I don't know about happy Katie

New year, Jesse. It is a new year. It's we're not off to a great start. Can I give a brief and sad update on the pigeon wars?

Yeah, please do frequent listeners will remember that I am at war with the pigeons that wake me up every fucking morning with both

Both cooling which is to be expected from pigeons, but also other noises including

There's no way to put this pretty sexual sounding panting and moaning

Oh, no, I had never heard pigeons make these noises. I

Didn't know they could make those noises news to me

There's a gap between my building and the building next door with ledges. They love these ledges

So last time on pigeon wars. I said I was gonna get like oh people suggested bird spikes

Which I looked into just little spikes you put so they can't land there my landlord had bird spikes installed on my ledges

I guess but it doesn't matter because there's a bunch of other ledges and there's two roofs and the pigeons just won't stop

So every morning I get woke up early. I already have trouble sleeping. I get woken up early by pigeons

I've started tracking it. Do you want to know when I was woken up today? What time okay? I have an email to myself

Which with the subject

pigeons

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