And just you do remember the guy I put up in a hotel a few years ago?

Jesse, do you remember the guy I put up in a hotel a few years ago?

No, I mean I remember some person being put up in a hotel by you because this just goes to the huge divide between your public persona which is just a very bad person, and then your private life,

which is apparently just littered with Charitable Acts.

So remind everyone what happened, including me.

Yes, Charitable Acts, but only towards terrible people.

So, yeah, what happened was that I was on Facebook like late one night right before bed.

Very good way to end the night, you know, wrap the day up looking at your friend's Facebook status is.

Well, not your friends don't post anymore, your

parents' friends' Facebook statuses.

And in a local Facebook group, someone posted this one post and she was like, I work at a hotel,

there's a man who lives here and he's going to get kicked out of the

hotel tonight if he like his check has his check from the government or whatever hasn't come

through he's an old man he's going to get kicked out tonight he's been in the lobby all day if anybody can

like pay you know if anybody can pitch in we can put him up for another night till his

check comes through tomorrow yeah and so of course I immediately, you know, jump into action, I call her up, I have to get her like a credit card

authorization, send my ID, go through all this shit.

So I go ahead and do it, I'm like basking in the glow of my goodness.

I'm feeling the glow of my goodness. I'm feeling the warmth of my goodness just like

radiates towards my wife. She's looking at me like I'm a whole new person. And then afterwards,

after I have done all of this, I decide to Google the man and shouldn't have done that because it turns

out that he is not just a pedophile he is an actual not like a gold star pedophile he's a

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