Welcome listener to premium chapter 200 of the QAnonanonymous podcast, The Of Cat

Tards and Demons episode, as always we are your host Jake Rockatansky, Julian Field, and Travis

View. Well fellas, it looks like we made it to our 200th premium episode. I personally

had hoped we'd be in Guantanamo by now, punished for many, many crimes, but in a way justice

has been served. This podcast has caused us to spend countless hours online, and the damage

is obvious from our horribly decayed visages, various verbal ticks, wrecked digestive tracks,

and the spiritual weight of many thousands of unread messages across multiple platforms.

Little did he know Julian was in Guantanamo Bay. He'd just been there so long that he had

imagined a table, a laptop, microphone, and two other podcast hosts around him all

figments of his own imagination. Okay well maybe this is a DMT dream and I'm currently

dying in a waterboarding session. What Julian didn't know is that he was already dead.

He died a year and a half ago and imagined the success of his podcast in a feverish

hellscape. I certainly imagined our friendship but can't possibly be real. It was his infinite

torture nightmare to believe he had to do this podcast twice a week for the rest of his

life. Yeah, how are you guys feeling about 200 Travis? Are you flagon like me? I mean,

I'm feeling worse than I ever had. I need to get some shit together in my own life.

But yeah, you know, I'm very, very proud, very, very few people ever make it to this point.

I really would have never have thought to get the podcasting had I not met you to had

I not been at a time in my life when I was just willing to talk to anyone who was willing

to talk to me about this weird Q&N on thing in 2018. I would not be here. So thank you

for I guess by weird hyper fixation at the time and you DMing me. So yeah, his bitter ride.

You're welcome Travis. Had Travis been just a little bit more

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