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The Harland Highway

PREMIUM CONTENT - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT PODCAST WITH TOM GREEN

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2016

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Great fight today with Harland and funnyman Tom Green going head to head! Who's gonna win? Lots of great, funny battles. Enjoy LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Let's Have the Fight Podcast.

0:15.0

Welcome to the Let's Have a Fight Podcast.

0:19.0

I'm your sexy referee Sam Phillips,

0:22.0

and here are the rules. There will be three eight minutes. sexy referee Sam Phillips.

0:22.6

And here are the rules.

0:23.8

There will be three eight minute rounds.

0:26.1

Topics are selected by our producers and not known to the fighters until showtime.

0:30.6

To balance the fights, each fighter must argue for or against a topic even if it goes against his or her beliefs

0:37.2

For comedic and entertainment effect they are the voice for the everman

0:41.7

Each fighter can stop a fight instantly

0:44.4

with a power slam using their power slam buzzer.

0:48.8

Power slams are horrible insults

0:51.0

fighters have written on cards and handed to their opponents before the fight.

0:55.0

Fighters will then have to listen to an opponent, abuse them with their own written words during the power slam.

1:02.0

If a fighter forgets to power slam during a round,

1:05.2

he or she automatically loses the round at the end. Each fighter will be allowed a closing statement

1:10.7

at the end of each fight, and I will start and stop each

1:13.3

fight with the sound of this bell. At the end of each fight I will review my

1:18.0

scorecard to determine the winner. Now with all that out of the way let's meet our fighters on the right of me weighing in I don't know

1:30.8

a casual 190 pounds I'll take it my good friend Harlan

1:36.9

Williams of course check him out Harlan Williams

1:40.7

for all of his comedy tour dates and all that

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