739 - DRUG ADDICT wild animals. Harland reads a POEM.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2016

⏱️ 36 minutes

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A startling story about a bunch of drug addicted critters. Harland talks about a crazy road trip and reads a POEM about it. Poem shalom!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, hello there, aren't you just dandy? You're just dandy that's where you are.
0:05.8	Hey everybody, Holland William here. You are rolling down the Holland Highway.
0:11.6	Great to have you on board what a show we have today what a show even
0:19.1	today weird weird show and you know somewhere in the show I'm going to be reading like a poem
0:26.0	Yeah, it's gonna get a little like kind of deep and kind of you know romantic and stuff I'm gonna I'm gonna read a hot poem to you guys
0:36.3	I'm kind of in the mood so I hope you like that also a crazy story about some
0:43.0	some unconventional unexpected drug users
0:47.2	way to hear about these stoners man
0:50.0	these are not your typical do your typical drug addicts.
0:55.0	They are not.
0:57.0	This story cracked my ass up.
1:00.0	I'm going to be talking about these new stoners in town.
1:03.7	And then we're also going to talk about
1:07.0	a thing I call the sub-beard.
1:11.7	It's a facial hair thing. It mostly happens to men. Maybe some
1:16.1	women from the deepest parts of Europe, but mostly for man, the sub-beard. I'm going to go into detail later in the show so put your helmet on this is the
1:28.3	Harland Highway.
1:30.3	What is this some kind of a joke or something?
1:34.0	Welcome to the Harland Highway.
1:36.0	What you're talking about words?
1:37.0	Son, you got a panty on your head.
1:39.0	Shut up and sit on you big ball fuck.
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