Prehistoric Giants Existed In North America with Chris Vola
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
Lizard People
4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
We got a bonafide author in the house folks! Chris Vola, creator of I Is For Illuminati: An A-Z Guide To Our Paranoid Times stopped by the Lizard Lair to walk us through one of the theories from his book. And boy is it a doozy - Chris has a lot of evidence to support the theory that in prehistoric pre-human times, giant proto-humans roamed what is now the USA, making giant axes and creating giant babies and generally just hanging out. Chris is a true expert and this is a deeply educational but also verrry fun ep - along the way we learn about the racist history of the Smithsonian, the roots of local journalism in the US, pre-colonization cities, bone thieves, and of course those freaky deaky Mormons. It's a treat!
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| 0:00.0 | The Like how did the idea come to you were you like people like conspiracy theories or was it just like a late night closing up the bar and you were like |
| 0:25.0 | Well, there was something that happened at the bar but I I to back it up I think I've been |
| 0:30.4 | interested in conspiracies for a really long time and it started with X-files |
| 0:34.5 | definitely when I was like seven or eight, you know, sort of introducing me to like these |
| 0:40.3 | secret groups in the government, you know alien hybrids,, all these kind of things, you know, and as a kid. |
| 0:45.6 | And also Agent Scully, of course, I had, you know, a little crush on her for sure, but, |
| 0:50.0 | you're only human. |
| 0:51.2 | I get it. |
| 0:54.0 | And then actually when I was 11 I saw UFO, which was pretty crazy. |
| 0:59.8 | So I was like camping, I think I was at like a Cub Scout camping event or something I don't really remember. |
| 1:05.0 | This is the perfect setup. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah right. |
| 1:08.0 | So I just I went out to pee at like 2 a.m. or something like that and I look up in the sky and there's this like giant like |
| 1:15.9 | triangular glowing craft just like hovering above me in the sky. |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah, it was crazy and you know I'm this little kid I'm just like oh my |
| 1:23.7 | God you know as an X-files fan I'm like this is it you know like they're coming |
| 1:27.9 | again me I'm like beam me up and and it was only for like a few seconds and |
| 1:32.4 | then it just it hadn't it was totally silent |
| 1:35.6 | Really weird and then it just like disappeared and that was it |
| 1:38.3 | And so I'm like so excited. I'm like, you know, I'm to tell everybody about this you know right everyone |
| 1:43.6 | will definitely believe me and support me and the next day it was like what are you |
| 1:48.4 | talking about like you didn't see anything like that was a plane like blah blah |
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