Prehistoric Boning and Micromorts

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

Society & Culture, Gadgets, Internet, Comedy, Culture, Science, News, Pop, Games

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Scientists know a surprising amount about the historical period when Neanderthals and ancient humans were interbreeding, including whether they kissed and the nature of their sexual organs. Jeff and Anthony take a look at this data with the dispassionate professionalism of real scientists who've seen the trailer for the Croods. Then, the unit measure known as the Micromort quantifies your chance at dying from any number of day to day activities. Anthony and Jeff are obsessed with death, but they might find new ways to employ this illuminating value.

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0:00.0	I'm an infinite timeline where I'll just head back to cable.
0:15.9	This is we have concerns.
0:17.4	Hi Jeff Canada.
0:18.6	Hi Anthony Cardbone.
0:20.2	Hello concerned citizens.
0:24.9	Anthony, the words of the great salt, pepper, let's talk about sex.
0:34.1	I thought you were going to say what a man.
0:35.9	Well also what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.
0:40.8	Or rocket spender Ella.
0:42.1	I thought you were going to say rocket spender Ella.
0:44.4	No, no, let's talk about sex baby.
0:47.8	Let's talk about you and me.
0:49.2	All right.
0:50.2	All right.
0:51.2	And the bad things that may be.
0:53.1	Well, we cone a business together and I think we need to keep that in mind before we dive
0:58.2	into anything romantic.
1:00.0	And even before we do anything physical, I think you are you are married and that should
1:05.3	be that's a topic that should be broached with your significance there.
1:09.8	But I will say for everybody that's been waiting six years, I will say, yeah, I'm open
1:14.2	to it.
1:15.2	Good.
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