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Lots going on, a bunch of audio. These people are absolutely nuts. There's nothing more enjoyable to me personally than watching a leftist have a meltdown. And the leaked story from the Supreme Court on Monday has really, it's the global warming of politics has caused a complete and total meltdown. My God, these people are out of control. Insane. I've never, I don't understand.

The love of abortion, you know, I'll be honest with you, when I was younger, especially I could see why people would have abortions is, you know, stupid superficial things like you'll never be able to go out and get hammered again on a Friday night, that kind of stuff. But you know, when you're young and dumb, you're young and dumb. And he's hit there and you go, okay, that makes sense. 50, 60 year old adults, Elizabeth Warren seriously needs to consider being institutionalized. She is so upset about this.

Horrified at the prospect that somebody would have a baby. Well, here's the thing. There are so many ways that you can easily avoid getting pregnant. It's one of the easiest things to to avoid that and burning up in the sun are probably two of the easiest things to avoid.

You don't want to burn up in the sun. Don't launch yourself in a rocket ship towards the sun. Problem solved. I mean, look, if the thing goes supernova, we're done for anyway, so doesn't really matter. But if you're worried about leaving your friends and family, don't launch yourself into the sun and odds are at least 80% that you're not going to die burning up in the sun's atmosphere.

And if you don't want to get pregnant, keep your pants on. If you don't want to get somebody pregnant, keep your pants on. I know, that's no fun. What are you going to do? You're just said, drinking on a Friday night, right? Am I right? Who does that for any other reason?

Well, then there are a whole bunch of other things that you can do to avoid getting pregnant. I'm not going to go through them here. If you, if you haven't figured it out for yourself by now, it's a not an issue.

You're probably never going to kiss a member of the opposite sex or you should call up your parents and go, why don't you tell me this stuff? A simple Google search after you lead through the 800 pages of porn results will give you the answers you seek on how best to avoid pregnancy.

I said pregnancy, avoiding pregnancy is easier to avoid than needing hit by a train. Stay off the tracks. You'll be fine.

But the left thinks that somehow immaculate conceptions are happening all over the place and only they can prevent the second coming of Jesus Christ or something like that with the help of planned parenthood or there are a series of now, you know, actually it's becoming more of a real threat now that the left wants everybody to use any bathroom they want.

A series of filthy bathrooms and haphazard lazy clean-ups could lead to an unwanted pregnancy, the logistics of which, while possible, are long shot.

Again, I won't bore you with the details. If your minds, I can't see them already and I apologize to anybody eating breakfast lunch or dinner wherever you happen to be in the world who is now visualizing what I'm joking about.

But honestly, where the hell are these people living that people are just getting pregnant? Yeah, people do get pregnant. You know why? Because they're stupid.

Because they walk right past all of those warning signs, all of those options, all of those opportunities to avoid getting pregnant and they do the only thing you can do to get pregnant and they get pregnant.

It's like walking with the... I used to work in retail, used to work in malls, I've had so many over 75 jobs. One of my favorite things at the mall, and if this ever happened to you, I apologize, but we laugh at you as mall employees because we've all done it to one degree or another, but we laugh at you because there's so much to laugh at in the mall and if you're working in a mall, you need all the laughs you can get.

I worked in a record store where the name of the record store was written on a glass wall, the glass partitions all the way floor to ceiling, so it was a wall.

The name of the store was written all over it at eye level. At eye level. Now, yeah, we had to... I just didn't squeegee it, I had to spray it with Windex and wash it down.

So it was very clean, but there is no doubt that there's something there, if you didn't notice that there was something there, because the words of the store, the name of the store were at eye level.

Yet I can't tell you how many people I watched walked straight into that thing, both coming and going. Now coming in, there's a giant archway opening like there isn't a mall, and then there's this little section, it was a very small store.

This little section that had the glass, and people would ignore the archway that people were coming in and out of, it was wide open, it was plain as day, that that was the way it, and walked right into the glass.

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