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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Geoff Norcot / Keep It Light Media

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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In the traditional end of year episode I reflect on my predictions for 2024 (shockingly bad) but have no hesitation making a bunch of terrible new ones. There's bad news for Rachel from Accounts and Starmer, plus Kemi might have a lot on her plate (even it's not sandwiches). Order the PAPERBACK EDITION of my book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-explained/dp/1800961308/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What Must Impulse?
0:04.1	Hello and welcome to the final episode of what most people think for 2024 of course not the final episode ever
0:21.9	I hope you had a great festive period I did but I was ill I was ill throughout from the
0:28.6	Thursday before Christmas right till now I've been ill and the worst thing about being ill this
0:33.3	long is that everyone just gets so bored of hearing about it they just don't want to hear
0:37.1	it you know it's like having a bad night's sleep having a bad journey having a weird dream said it long is that everyone just gets so bored of hearing about it. They just don't want to hear it.
0:40.7	You know, it's like having a bad night's sleep, having a bad journey, having a weird dream.
0:41.3	I've said it before.
0:42.2	No one cares.
0:43.0	No one wants to hear about it.
0:44.0	But the longer you're ill, the more you want to talk about it because you feel so hard
0:48.1	done by you feel like it, you feel like it should be on the news, man, still ill after a week and a half. But yeah, I think the bottom line is,
0:56.2	is that women do not wish to have an ill man. It's an inconvenience. And I know that in our
1:01.7	progressive society, we've moved to a point where men are, we don't have to be the strong ones.
1:06.2	And yet, and yet it is still really aggravating for women to just hear a man moaning especially when he's
1:12.1	talking about how ill he is but he still won't take paracetamol so i try not to go on about it too
1:17.1	much um i did have a good christmas though really jeff doesn't sound like it it sounds like you
1:21.5	moaning mate i had a good christmas and by that i meant oh i didn't have to go anywhere
1:25.8	didn't have to go that is a beautiful thing isn't we didn't have to go anywhere. I didn't have to go. That is a beautiful thing isn't it when you don't have to go that many places. On Christmas day I was actually
1:31.8	sat down to watch Gavin and Stacey with my wife and I don't know if you saw it. I thought I thought
1:36.9	it was good. I thought it was really hard to stick the landing on something that's gone
1:40.1	gone on that long but it was satisfied it was it weird show, Gavin and Stacey. It's very rare that I watch that show where I laugh out loud at any point, but I'm
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