Predator Post-Game Press Conference

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

After losing a battle with a young Earthling armed with nothing but a hatchet on a rope, the Predator Hunting League hold a post-game press conference on their planet, Yautja Prime. Interviews with the coach of the deceased Predator hunter (Ben Rodgers); the widow (Anna Salinas); the league commissioner and planet’s Minister of Defense (Joel Spence); director of hunter technology (Billy Merritt), and cocky newcomer Predator hunter (Mookie Blaiklock) next up to battle Earth. The press conference gets hot covering topics such as the eating owners’ wives scandal; the skull helmet injuries controversy; the new season of Real Predator Hunter Wives; Predator planet SNL hosting rumors; and criticism over too much rattle snake killing.

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0:00.0	Improved for humans, the predator pose game press conference.
0:10.0	Ah, welcome to Yajja Prime, predator 100 press conference, everybody make your way.
0:18.4	Sit down.
0:22.4	Remember, so the teams, team, making their way to the mics.
0:27.5	Oh, here comes the coach. Coach, go.
0:30.5	Hey, how are you all doing?
0:33.0	Uh, make good.
0:35.0	Good.
0:36.0	Make room coach.
0:37.0	You got, uh, got the, uh, Secretary of Defense of Yajja Prime, everyone stand.
0:43.8	How are you?
0:45.8	Come comes in.
0:46.8	There you go.
0:47.8	How are you?
0:48.8	And, uh, let's bring in the, with all due respect, Laura, still standing.
0:57.4	The wife of the deceased hunter predator, Cindy flowers.
1:02.2	Come on in.
1:03.2	Thank you so much.
1:04.2	Oh, god, it's been a crazy 24 hours.
1:06.2	There's the right here.
1:07.2	So it has been for all of us.
1:09.2	And, uh, let's bring in, uh, art, well, so called tech genius, uh,
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