Beyond Meat Executive Bites Man’s Nose

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Monika Smith and Will Hines join Matt Besser for scenes about getting Russian citizenship for your buddies, an officer who makes extra sure everyone is safe, and soap-loving lumberjacks. Plus, Besser talks with Razorbacks sportscaster John Nabors about a scandalous story involving the COO of Beyond Meat that inspires scenes about rage-filled ethical businesspeople, a street fighting workshop, and more!

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0:00.0	Hulom, you are entering an improvised comedy show restricted to humans only.
0:07.1	Improv for humans with Matt Besser.
0:10.2	Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests will perform
0:15.6	fully improvised scenes.
0:17.5	Today's episode features Hulom guests, Will Hines and Monica Smith.
0:23.7	Welcome to Improv for humans.
0:30.4	I think I want to release this around the beginning in November.
0:40.1	Now we're about, I guess we're over a month away from that.
0:45.8	But does it feel like the election is that close to you guys emotionally?
0:52.6	Does it matter?
0:55.1	Does it feel, yeah, to me, it seems like it's a very important election and I don't feel
1:01.3	like it's like not on my mind that much.
1:04.3	It's like it was a presidential election four months before I'm thinking about it and
1:10.1	tracking stuff.
1:11.1	But any midterm, even if it's really important, I get lazy.
1:13.9	I get lazy.
1:14.9	Yeah, I guess we all do and that seems very scary this time.
1:18.7	Am I crazy?
1:19.7	Monica, what do you think?
1:20.7	I mean, I can't vote.
1:23.4	So I think that changes my perspective a little because I'm a Canadian citizen still.
1:27.8	But I feel like maybe it's also because I don't see much changing that I'm just like,
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