I'm Skintaglioni. Coming up on tonight's 11 o'clock news, you've heard the term living in your bubble and news studies show Americans are more isolated than ever.

A Gallup poll shows 71% of respondents would prefer to live, shop, and communicate solely with people whose political beliefs align with their own.

In response, one of the largest grocery chains in America has announced

they'll be opening retail outlets catered to liberals and separate stores for those who are

conservative.

More on this at 11.

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