How High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real Hard

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:32:03 Childrens Narcan Chewables 04:51:16 The Worst Jazz Poetry Ever – An Ode To Purple 17:54:23 Catching Up The Inbreds 20:53:21 Meth Addict Who Had A Baby With Matt Damon 26:12:19 Annoying Preacher Disturbs Grocery Shoppers, Airport Staff, And Plane Passengers 32:04:13 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:45:00 New Viral […]

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0:00.0	Today's Distorted View Show is brought to you by...
0:03.5	Narcan Chewables.
0:05.2	The best-selling brand of Naloxin for Children just got better,
0:08.8	now that they're infused with great-dasting tropical flavors,
0:12.3	like pineapple-percasset punch,
0:14.4	melan morphine mashup, and orange Valencia Vicodin Rush.
0:18.4	Four out of five child opioid addicts prefer Narcan to the alternative, which is overdosing.
0:24.9	Narcan chewables, over 10 million dead.
0:30.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, November 1st, 2024 coming up on the program today.
0:34.6	Coming back from the brink of death with a gush of real berry fruit juice.
0:38.4	Plus, scatting, beditting, and moaning your way through an ode to the color purple.
0:43.0	How high altitudes may cause you to want to blow a dude.
0:45.8	And the meth addict who made a baby with Matt Damon.
0:48.9	All coming up today.
0:54.0	Distorted View Daily
0:55.5	Proutly presents
0:57.2	Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
0:59.7	Chinese edition
1:01.5	La La La La La
1:03.4	La La La
1:05.4	People don't know
1:07.1	With care may not much
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