But I just saw an ad for TV for the new dove deodorant, and they're also spraying it on their butt and under, like, boobs.

It's the greatest racket, I think, that the cosmetic industry has come up with.

Like toothpaste wishes it had this, right? You know what you should do?

All over your face, all over your body, full body

crest.

Hello and welcome to Is This Good? The show are we boldly, conclusively, and scientifically decide what things in this big, wide world are good.

With me is on-air powerhouse Jason Doyle.

Hello.

Hi, J.D., and producing the show, her favorite holiday is President's Day, Rachel Doyle.

Oh, God.

What? Nothing. You love President, God. Nothing.

You love President's Day.

I don't hate it as you do.

There's just that.

Yes.

Well, if you don't know what we're talking about, Patreon.com slash is this good.

We're putting up one show a month that you guys don't get, you being the non-peahans, but we also put

at these things called The Greater Good where something's on our mind every week and we talk about

it. This one was a full-blown episode. 30 minutes. It's what everyone wanted. People were

blowing up my inbox saying, could we get three Canadians shitting on the 11 U.S. federal holidays. I said, we can make that happen.

And we did. And I felt great about it. So great about it that it's protected behind a paywall.

Because I'm concerned about certain opinions I had. But here we go. Wedding Watch, we're a week

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