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Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle

Leisure, Society & Culture, Relationships, Sports, Comedy, Interview

4.9 • 526 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	What would you say is the most important car perk?
0:03.2	I'm going power seat number two.
0:05.7	Power seat?
0:06.7	Power seat?
0:07.1	That's so stupid, Matt.
0:09.0	Come on.
0:12.1	Oh my God, I'm about to get really angry.
0:15.6	Just move your fucking seat with your hand, the lever.
0:17.8	No, you can't, Rachel, you can't.
0:19.6	You can't, I'll tell you why.
0:20.3	Because otherwise it's that lever, and you you put it under and then whatever direction gravity is facing. So if you're going up a hill, the thing just goes and goes all the way backwards. Don't move your seat going up a fucking hill. Move it before you get the car. If you're coming down, you have, it's like a light switch. It's on or off, basically. I want to dimmer, Rachel. I want to go... Eat you.
0:37.6	Two things... You have, it's like a light switch. It's on or off, basically.
0:38.7	I want to dimmer, Rachel.
0:54.7	I want to go, two things forward while I'm on the fucking highway. Why? Do it before you get in so it's comfortable. It doesn't make any sense. I just feel different for different scenarios. Sometimes I want to be higher, sometimes I want to be lower. I want to make minute adjustments. Your fragility is a problem. No, hold on.
0:56.8	You don't like the crank?
0:54.7	Uh-huh, uh-uh-uh-uh-oh. minute adjustments. Your fragility is a problem. No, hold on.
0:56.8	You don't like the crank?
0:59.8	Yeah, I don't like the crank.
1:02.0	Do you like, did you like the crank for your windows?
1:03.6	Or do you prefer just pushing a button?
1:05.7	I prefer the button.
1:08.0	But so is power windows a given here?
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