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Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

"Yep, Abby was barking in the audience. And that's one of those moments were I'm like, I live in the Twilight Zone." Unfortunately for Christi she lives on Earth, and unfortunately for you that cringe-inducing moment didn't make the final cut of "3 Soloists, One Star". Thankfully the producers notes have pulled through once again and preserved this little barking episode for us!

Something unfortunately not on the cutting room floor is Christy, though not for long! Sarah H doesn't receive a costume because she wasn't initially participating in the group dance, but Abby says they've already ordered one for her and it's on the way. But Christy takes issue with this and takes Abby to task for not having a costume ready. The consequences are swift and Sarah H is dropped form the group number. She'll be allowed to rejoin the group if she attend the competition without her mother, but Christy is not prepared to let that happen.

Meanwhile the soloists are prepped and ready to. Chloe and Kendall are given a chance to shine for once, Kendall reaping the benefits of her Maddie choreography. Meanwhile Nia is still a dog! Will Nia be able to overcome her canine predicament? Tune-in to find out!

Quotes

“We did it, but again we did it in a different way. Our trash was justifiable trash!" (16:27-16:32 | Christi)
“If you read the rules at a dance competition, almost all of them, you are not allowed to say what studio you are from in your costuming.” (25:04-25:12 | Christi)
“Matt is texting me about Mohan's chicken wings. He's eating Mohan's chicken wings right now! He's like I love these chicken wings! Yes Matt, we know." (28:26-28:33 | Christi)
“The moms on Dance Moms are annoying as f**K. They act like teenage girls, but worse. Awe, thanks!" (48:52-48:57 | Christi & Kelly)

Links

Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w

Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre

Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance.
0:03.3	Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
0:06.5	Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?
0:11.7	All of this electricity.
0:14.0	Do it right now.
0:16.1	Bye, right now.
0:17.4	Turn the volume up.
0:18.7	Live. Give me your electricity.
0:21.9	Hello, bitch, chats.
0:22.8	Welcome back to the bar.
0:23.9	It's bitch number one, Christy.
0:25.3	And bitch number two, Kelly.
0:27.2	Oh, boy.
0:28.0	Okay, so here we are.
0:29.1	Third time to charm.
0:30.2	We keep trying to record, and I'm having technical difficulties per yuge.
0:34.8	I was just saying earlier, I was on a call, and I was like, hey guys, I was like, just so you know, your screenchair isn't working and the slides weren't showing. It turns out it was a me error, not a them error, and then I was stupid for trying to help them.
0:52.0	Oh, gosh. What a dumb ass.
0:55.5	Like, so stupid.
0:57.9	But anyway, so here we are second half of this episode.
1:02.0	But before we get into the episode, let's thank our patrons.
1:07.2	These are people who went over to patreon.com slash back to the bar and they joined our Patreon channel.
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