Barking Mad
Back to the Barre
Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
"Should we have everybody drink every time someone says the word Maddie in this episode? Cause it's a lot!" The funny thing is Maddie isn't even present for most of the first half of "3 Soloists, One Star", but it's Maddie's world and we're just living in it. Maddie is away in Los Angeles, reaping the rewards of her newfound additional fame thank to the Sia music video. In the meantime Abby is forced to offer someone else the usual Maddie solo, and Kendall wins out as the most likely candidate. However to appear fair Abby spreads the wealth by offering more solos than usual, but is it really fair if she intentionally gives the other girls losing routines?
What marks a losing routine? Well how about giving Nia a solo and having her dress and bark like a dog in the most demeaning way possible? That sounds like a recipe for disaster, and if you're Holly then it sounds even worse because there's no circumstance in which Abby is not going to make poor Nia bark.
Quotes
- “It always has to make it seem like we're being slugs. Yes. Cause we are, we're her slugs." (17:43-17:49 | Christi & Kelly)
- “Pyramid is only two rows this week because I belive Abby refused to have anybody at the top if it couldn't have been Maddie.” (22:11-22:17 | Christi)
- “This is a pick-up from my very last day of filming." (56:00-56:03 | Christi)
- “We're not crazy! I mean we're crazy but for different reasons!" (1:00:56-1:01:22 | Christi)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. |
| 0:07.0 | Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? All of this electricity. |
| 0:14.0 | Do it right now, bye, right now. |
| 0:17.0 | Turn the volume up, fly. Give me your electricity. |
| 0:21.9 | Hello, bitchettes. |
| 0:22.8 | Welcome back to the bar. |
| 0:24.0 | This is bitch number one, Christy. |
| 0:25.5 | And bitch number two, Kelly. |
| 0:26.9 | It doesn't even say bitch number two on your name. |
| 0:29.2 | So how do we know your bitch number two? |
| 0:31.1 | I think everybody just knows that. |
| 0:33.0 | I know. |
| 0:33.5 | Well, you're bitch number two in the library. |
| 0:35.6 | Yes. |
| 0:36.5 | You are the library girl. |
| 0:38.8 | Kelly has her background said that she is in the library with all the books she's read. |
| 0:44.2 | I'm brushing up on everything. |
| 0:46.6 | Yes. |
| 0:47.0 | I love somebody on Patreon said that they would bet money that one of those books is the Diary of Anne Frank. |
| 0:53.3 | Shut up. |
| 0:54.6 | I hate you people. |
| 0:57.8 | Everybody's mean to me. |
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