Prayer When Long Distance, Confusing Breakups, & Missing Milestones | Ep 245
What In The Dang Heck
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🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's Cecilia and Megan. Let us distract you while driving, cleaning, working out. We're chasing babies. Actually, what in the dang heck, just sit back and grab something to sit. It'll be like eavesdropping and a girl's night, all wrapped Hey, guys. happy Monday. |
| 0:41.2 | We're here. We're back. We're ready to roll. |
| 0:44.7 | I have the most hilarious, most like baller feeling. Well, I feel baller. Heck yes, ever. |
| 0:53.6 | I'm concerned. You shouldn't be. So I was at my sister's |
| 1:00.2 | high school soccer game and I was sitting there eating my public's popcorn chicken thinking, |
| 1:04.9 | wow, this is thus public or popcorn chicken I've ever had in my life. But watching the game and |
| 1:08.8 | thinking like, dang, I have the itch to like play soccer again, like to do something that I did before I was a mom, even though I've tried this. You know what happened when Megan played this with you guys? Yes, I ate absolute rap when I last attempted this, okay? But it's been since Jeannie was born, you know, since that postpartum. So I'm like, |
| 1:28.9 | maybe I could try again. So I'm just sitting there nursing Teddy totally vulnerable to like any |
| 1:34.0 | threats because I'm like, you know, on a bleacher, no back behind me. I'm like nursing him. My three |
| 1:40.8 | other kids are up in the bleachers running up and down and whatever. A ball stray from the game comes straight at Teddy and I in the air. I put my left foot up, |
| 1:51.6 | trap it perfectly underneath my foot, and toss it back to the people that are like running |
| 1:58.0 | the sidelines with the stray balls, right? Four varsity high school boys that were watching the girls soccer game were standing in front of me, |
| 2:06.2 | like up against the bleachers, and they turned around and saw the whole thing. |
| 2:09.8 | Keep in mind, I am literally nursing Teddy as this is happening. |
| 2:13.3 | And they were like, dang, nice touch. |
| 2:15.6 | And I was like, I still freaking got it. |
| 2:19.8 | They're like, was there a camera anywhere? |
| 2:21.9 | I know. |
| 2:22.3 | Tell me someone recorded that. |
| 2:25.7 | There were witnesses. |
| 2:28.5 | It was such a good feeling. |
| 2:31.1 | I felt so bad bleep that you can't say on the pod. There we go. Megan's still got it. |
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