4.8 • 700 Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's going on? |
| 0:01.0 | Krusty needed a bid. |
| 0:02.0 | And I got a great one. |
| 0:04.0 | Thanks to my new head writer, Andy Hamilton. |
| 0:07.0 | Bart, thank you for believing I could grow up. |
| 0:10.0 | My pranking days are over for good. |
| 0:12.0 | What's gotten into you, man? |
| 0:14.0 | Andrew, I wanted to show you something in the make-out room. |
| 0:18.0 | Uh, make-up room. |
| 0:19.0 | I'll be right there in a minute, babe. |
| 0:22.6 | Looks like I just bought some property |
| 0:23.3 | on Bonar Way. |
| 0:24.9 | So now |
| 0:25.8 | Andy's a TV writer. |
| 0:28.5 | Loser. |
| 0:30.3 | Loser. |
| 0:32.1 | Loser. |
| 0:34.6 | Loser. |
| 0:35.5 | Four finger discount, dude. |
| 0:53.0 | Welcome to four-figure discount, we're going to be pulling some pranks. It some pranks. It's pranks and greens. I'm Dando. I'm going to be pulling some greens. I'm Guy. Yeah, well, you weren't eating healthy for a while, and he said you sort of strayed away a couple of times. You've seen the devil, aka the big M, the distance? No, not so much M, actually. Okay. Yeah, just, um, bread. I'm back into bread. But what kind of bread are you eating, though? Oh, you know, the sugary kind. Like, Wonderbread. Wonder bread. Square, Wonder bread? I was like, oh, go easy on the carbs, guy. He's back on the past, on the rice, on the bread. But then I realised, sandwich. |
| 1:27.9 | I love a sandwich. |
| 1:28.8 | Mm-hmm. |
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