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It's a Wonderful Lie

“Power To The People”

It's a Wonderful Lie

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Comedy

4.62.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIE is a 12 part short-form comedy podcast that imagines the hilarious “truth” hidden in your holiday newsletters. Today, Ashley reads Holly & Greg a letter from a woman who spent much of the last year advocating but for all the wrong reasons. Follow our hosts on Instagram: Ashley: @indyashflowers Holly: @hollylaurent Greg: @heygreghesss

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0:00.0

Hello there and happy holidays! If you're like me, your mailbox and inbox are beginning

0:08.1

to fill with the obligatory year end updates from family and friends. Exotic vacations,

0:14.5

fulfilling careers, the accomplishments of so many perfect children. Ah, it is the season.

0:21.5

And so we've collected a few Christmas news letters for some festive fun. Names and

0:26.8

locations have been changed, of course, because if there is one thing I've learned in all my years,

0:32.9

it's that there's always room to read between the lines. And chances are, it's a wonderful lie.

0:44.3

Welcome back to It's a Wonderful Lie, everyone! Hey everybody! Happy holidays! I'm Ashley Fowers,

0:51.6

joined by Holly Laurent and Greg Hess. Hello. Howdy, howdy. And today you guys, I have a very special

0:59.2

letter. I mean I'm so excited about all of these, but I really like this one. And I kind of

1:03.4

wanted to open first. Like do you guys have any holiday traditions? Definitely. Definitely. I mean in my

1:09.2

family I grew up in a really rural part of Virginia and we used to go goose hunting on the morning

1:15.2

of Christmas. That's very specific. And the actual Christmas goose. And we'd actually get a Christmas

1:20.7

goose. And now I kind of don't have any interest in shooting a Christmas goose, but yeah it was

1:25.6

it was a very I guess Norman Rockwelly thing to do. Yeah that is very classic. Yeah I never really

1:31.7

like going hunting on Christmas to be honest because you're just freezing your off in the dark in

1:35.6

the cold before you get to go in and finally open your presents. Do you have to like flush them out

1:40.0

or do you just sit in like one of those lines and wait for them to fly? Yeah. Is it the Canadian

1:44.7

geese like that are on their way? Yeah I'm sorry everyone actually this took a dark turn.

1:50.0

My family is just Christmas crazy and my dad for a number of years every Christmas he plays guitar

1:55.8

and he writes music and every Christmas it was a new person in the family. It was their year for

2:00.9

the Christmas song to be about them. So one year your dad is on another level. I know and he would

2:07.1

and so we'd be like who's the song going to be about this year? Who's the song going to be about

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