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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	Fired up, ladies and gentlemen, welcome into the studio episode.
0:03.0	What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, one 98 net positive.
0:05.9	Alex, back in the studio.
0:07.0	Easton is here. What's going on, everybody? We're back in the studio. Oh, it's back in town. Alex, back in the studio after having child number two, brother. Yeah, you got another baby. Thank you. Thank you. This squad is growing. I was thinking about that.
0:18.5	When we started this podcast,
0:20.8	who was married?
0:22.7	You were married?
0:23.5	Yep.
0:24.1	Okay.
0:24.6	I was thinking about that. When we started this podcast, who was married?
0:22.7	You were married? Yep. Okay. I was single. What were you?
0:26.9	When I got here, I think I was engaged. You were engaged. Okay. So we went from, we went from
0:33.2	married. You had two children. Two kids up to. You've gotten married. I've gotten engaged. Yeah. And you don't get married unless you had two children. Two kids, up two.
0:37.5	You've gotten married.
0:38.9	I've gotten engaged. Yeah. And you don't get married unless you cancel this in the next little bit. And I'll be married. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's put that out there. I don't know how much more we can go. Yeah, we're starting to kind of max out. We're life maxing. Yeah, we're like, yeah, this starting to become part of our lives.
0:54.5	Yeah.
0:54.8	You're like, oh, I was that, yeah.
0:56.2	Mm-hmm.
0:56.5	I can't believe that we've been doing it for that long. We're starting to... Max out. We're life maxing. Yeah, we're like... This is starting to become part of our lives.
0:54.5	Yeah.
0:54.8	You're like, oh, I was...
0:55.7	Yeah.
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