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Larry Miller Show

Post-Turkey Mayhem

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Larry recaps his fantastic Thanksgiving, including the can of Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce that his wife bought just to make him happy. And Larry talks about his favorite scene from Starship Troopers, then recites "Acquainted With The Night" by the great Robert Frost. https://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "Well, half of that I like a lot."

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who had a great Thanksgiving. giving.

0:37.0

Hi folks, I'm Larry Miller, but in a way, aren't we all? And boy, it is a happy day.

0:40.0

And boy, it is a happy day. And it's why it's always wonderful to be back on

0:45.0

milleronia. It's a great place if I do say so myself and it's oh it's so open to

0:50.9

out of festivals and to smiling and to being with people you care about.

0:56.6

And I think Colonel Jeff feels the same way.

0:59.4

It's wonderful here.

1:01.2

And you know what, by the way? So is everything about that music makes me so happy.

1:06.7

That's the Marshall Bell Orchestra and the D.C. Fontana Dancers,

1:13.2

Steve Becker, asking the musical question,

1:16.2

if hindsight is 2020 and the future is bright,

1:20.0

would you rather have perfect vision going backwards or a well-lit journey into the unknown?

1:27.0

Good one, Steve, very thoughtful and interesting, and would I rather have perfect vision going backwards or a well-lit journey into the unknown.

1:36.2

Folks, I'll tell you something, I think the future is the most magical thing we have in life in so many ways and I'm going to pick the future

1:46.2

and because to have it well lit, wow that well that would show everyone in the world

1:52.1

how happy you are to walk forward with no fear toward love, success, and God.

2:00.0

Plus I'll tell you what Steve, I'll be honest with you.

2:02.0

Memories of the past are never

2:04.4

perfect are they really you everybody knows that if you and I have a well-lit future let's

2:11.0

say I've got an idea for you. Let's say we also get to change the past.

2:16.8

How about that? How about if all your best stories about school days could get even better.

2:23.2

Well, yes, I spent the night with that girl in Colorado,

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