Post-Shave Coochie Itch - Trail Mix #102

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper whose birthday gift to a frat boy was pure humiliation, a camper who is scarred from her time at Spa Camp, and a camper who took a hike and lost a little piece of their dignity.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.
0:05.2	That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.
0:07.9	Welcome to Trail Mix.
0:09.4	Our mini episodes from Camp Counselor's podcast.
0:12.1	Each week, the stories come from you, are Camp Shady Birch Campers.
0:15.4	We want to hear your juicy gossip.
0:17.1	Top secret confessions.
0:18.8	Embarrassing and scary stories.
0:20.5	And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice.
0:23.5	Trail Mix is for the campers.
0:25.1	And God, do we love you?
0:28.5	Hey, happy campers.
0:31.0	Welcome back to Trail Mix.
0:33.2	This is our mini episode where we read listeners submitted stories brought to you by listeners like you.
0:40.4	Thank you.
0:42.2	Before we dive into your confessions, I have a confession.
0:46.1	What's your confession?
0:47.1	I do believe that I was putting the wrong trash into the wrong bed.
0:53.3	And we are still new here and I'm still the new kid on the block. And it was in the tape. We've been here for months now. You have to lock in. And I can't. I'm locked. You can't keep doing that. I don't know. Are you looking when you throw it in there? There's probably already something correct in there. So if it's cardboard, why are you throwing the trash in there. I just get like d, dazed and confused, and I don't want the trash on my finger. So I'm just, like, running and doing the things that I need to get on. Is this why they didn't pick up our recycling yesterday? The way that we just cannot wrap our heads around the schedule. I kind of want to abdicate this myself from this conversation in a way, because I feel like I understand which bin is which.. Well, now I do because I took a king-sized Sharpie and I wrote trash on the correct bin. Well, as you said, it's our property. However, when I realized it, well, you had realized it when you were driving somewhere and you called and you were like, the trash truck is coming. Your window is limited. You need to handle this.
1:45.5	And I was like, oh, my God, it was my mistake.
1:46.8	I do need to handle it.
1:47.9	So I'm sprinting to the trash bins, and I'm switching them out when the neighbor across the street comes out of her house.
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