153 - Actually, This is My First Rodeo

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Saddle up, campers!! We went to our first rodeo, yall! In this episode, we dive deep into the wild wild world of bull riding. Bedazzled cowboy hats, cowgirls doin the ole do-see-do, and not a single funnel cake in sight.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.com.
0:05.7	That's audible.com.uk slash wondery.
0:12.1	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:14.7	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:17.5	Oh, same thing.
0:19.0	Listen up, campers.
0:20.3	It's time to buckle up, a tent and take a hike because camp
0:23.5	counselors is a variety show to prepare for a good old fashion kumbaya weird news hot gossip and scary stories
0:30.5	around the campfire so spooky is this podcast even about camping no No, but it is camp. This is camp counselors.
0:42.0	Howdy happy campers.
0:44.4	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:47.0	It is week 153 here at camp.
0:51.1	And it's the rodeo episode.
0:52.5	It is the rodeo episode.
0:53.9	It is the country episode, C-U-N-T-R-Y, because we're trying to be country, because
1:01.0	it's a special day here.
1:03.0	That ass, it really is.
1:05.0	Because we left the woods and we left the cabins and we took our sweet little tight asses all the way to the county fair.
1:14.0	That's not true.
1:15.0	We took our asses to a place called Rochester in Massachusetts, which is a little far from where you live.
1:20.8	And it's kind of country, right?
1:23.2	As country as Massachusetts can get.
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