Post-Election Recap & Dancing Like You Are Jerking Off Two Guys (Pt. 2)

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Still holed up in a weird hotel in Montana, Matt covers the presidential election, breaks down Joe Biden’s weird victory, digs into the insanity that has ensued since Election Day— and forecasts the insanity that is still to come. He also makes up some very good brand new lyrics to The Village People’s ‘YMCA’ and plays clips of ‘prophet’ pastors losing their shit over the fact that a Trump landslide, which they boldly and confidently prophesied, did not come to pass.

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0:00.0	Not to the young, it's going to be. Hello and welcome to Madelie is confused. This is Matelia aka
0:21.6	M Diesel and
0:25.0	I guess it's been a week.
0:27.0	I guess it's been a week.
0:30.0	Has it been a week?
0:31.0	Has it been a week?
0:32.0	That's not possible, is it? Has it been a week?
0:38.0	That's not possible, is it? It feels like a fucking decade since my last episode
0:42.4	But I guess yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:47.0	It's been a week.
0:48.0	Okay, so we had an election for President of the United States,
0:57.2	and wouldn't you know it wasn't normal.
1:04.0	Wouldn't you know it was fucking crazy as fuck?
1:10.0	And before I get into that, wouldn't you know
1:16.4	I'm recording this episode from my bed
1:21.1	from a laying position in a bed, in a weird hotel, in Montana, which is freezing and snowing like a motherfucker.
1:37.0	This is where I spent election day. As you know, if you listen to the show, I have been in Montana doing a movie. I came out of my acting retirement and that's what I'm doing here and it
1:59.1	made for a really weird election day. I usually just watch and bite my nails from home. This time it was I was
2:05.2	actually working on election night so I was not really able to do that and it was fucking maddening it was maddening just like hitting
2:17.4	fucking reload refresh refresh reload all the time and also having to work but
2:21.9	you know what I can do two things at once and I did.
2:26.0	And we didn't know who was president at the end of the first night. We didn't know who was president the end of the second night.
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