Election Day 2020 & Dancing Like You Are Jerking Off Two Guys

Matt D’Elia Is Confused

Matt D'Elia

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In this special Election Day episode, Matt shares his feelings about voting, the election, the election’s potential outcomes, how to behave if the person you voted for wins, and how excited he is that the next time he sits (or lays) down to record an episode, the election will finally be over. Matt also breaks down the way Donald Trump dances at his rallies— to The Village People’s ‘YMCA’, as though he is aggressively and gleefully jerking off two guys— and comes to a surprising conclusion about it.

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0:00.0	Not to the young, it's going to be. Hello and
0:17.0	if you listen at Matulia is confused this is Matulia and if you listen at last episode you know I am in Montana. I am still in Montana.
0:26.0	If you listen to last episode, you know that I recorded it from a bed, laying down in bed in a hotel in Montana. I'm still doing that and if you
0:38.4	listen to last episode you know that my hotel room was the size of a fucking shoebox. that last part has been changed I complained I complained because when you're stuck inside a shoebox, you
0:59.2	complain. That's what you do when you're stuck inside a shoebox. And that's what I did and they accommodated for me and now I'm in a much bigger room.
1:06.6	There are two beds in here and still not really any place to sit and so I'm laying in one of the beds still doing the laying down thing still in
1:15.6	Montana still fucking freezing outside but my room is bigger than a shoebox now so I'm pretty
1:20.9	happy about that. Also it's midnight in Montana. I am
1:28.2	recording this on November 3rd, 2020, which is Election Day.
1:40.0	At midnight, Montana. which is election day.
1:52.0	At midnight Montana time, and it will be available for you to be listening to as soon as the morning of election day.
1:55.0	But they've been keeping me busy up here as anyone who listened to last episode knows.
2:00.0	I have, the reason I'm in Montana is because I came out of retirement, as an actor, I retired years ago, and I've been
2:10.9	lured out of retirement for this one role and when I can talk about it more, I will.
2:21.2	But what I wanted to do, I wanted to make sure, even at this late hour, or maybe especially at this late hour, to record a special, I mean, it's going to be just like the rest of them, but a special election
2:37.1	day episode. The next time you hear my voice the election will be over.
2:47.0	Thank motherucking God.
2:55.0	This election season feels like it's been seven years.
2:59.0	I feel like Joe Biden and Donald Trump have been running against each other
3:02.0	since before the 2016 election.
3:05.1	That's how long it feels like it's been.
3:10.4	Speaking of the 2016 election, just last night I couldn't sleep and I went on YouTube and I looked I like I scrubbed
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