Post-Apocalyptic Earth

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2016

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes strap on their leathers, hop in their jeep and fight over water as we discuss Post-Apocalyptic Earth. We panic over the coming beast wars, boil the sea and eat fancy Italian cakes. Zoe has it in for pigeons, Jackson gets put down by funnelling ants into his ears and Duscher just wants to see the world burn. So change your name to something like Chummonger, carve out a life in the new waster earth and do your best to survive. Or just die we guess.Want to help the gang train pigeons to communicate? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start buying those birds.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/.

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0:00.0	Sandspans Radio, we're large and somewhat in control.
0:04.5	Hey everyone, how's it all going?
0:06.6	Expect, well, that's great.
0:08.8	Anyways, just letting you know that our sister show Plumbing the Death Star is coming to Sydney on the 29th of September.
0:15.1	We're driving up to get Jackson's hours up, so come on down to the Harlequin Inn to congratulate him on a job well done for not
0:22.1	killing us, as well as wish him a happy birthday, then chastise him for being 25 and not having his
0:28.2	license. Details on where to grab your tickets are in the show notes. It's all ages, and we'll be
0:33.2	having merch. So bring your nan, I bet you'll love a plumbing the death star live tea,
0:38.1	and be extremely happy to be one of the very first owners of an imagination adventure USB
0:44.2	tape. Now, enjoy the show.
0:47.4	Hey, everybody, and welcome to another episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe
0:51.7	Bellotto. And I'm Joel Dusha. And today's topic is post-apocalyptic Earth. As suggested by our Patreon. I normally do this at the end, but that's fine. No, we do it at the start now, because we'll forget at the end. We do it tend to forget. I didn't even know. I forgot at the start. Hang on. The name of the guy. Broca, we just make one up. Oh, it sounds like a made-up name, so it's handy. Ted Bichels. Of course. I love Ted Bichels. It's not a lot. That was good. Today's episode is Broke's for Guilt. It's Zach Steinbacher. That's a good, if fake name. Yeah. Steinbarker is pretty good. Like, if you went on the lamb, that is... That's a good lamb name. That's a good lamb name. I always assume every Patreon name we get is fake, even if it sounds really normal. Even if they're like, my name's Greg Smith I'm like oh good lie mate
1:44.2	but today's not
1:45.1	my supposed to apocalypse
1:45.8	earth anyway like I think I said already
1:47.5	yeah and then I interrupted and was like
1:49.3	what's that guy Zach
1:51.0	Zach Steinbacher
1:52.1	What's the best kind of post-apocalyptic Earth?
2:01.6	Waterworld.
2:03.1	Okay.
2:03.8	Wrong.
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