Sans Spence Radio. We're home alone too lost in New York.

Hi everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Shut up a second.

It's fine. I'm Jackson Bailey. Not even crying. I'm Jackson Bailey not even crying.

I'm Tessa Rugby this time, I guess. Whatever. So I have to stick with being me.

I'm at goose, then.

Now you test, this is even worse. Oh yeah, that's not good. Losing all around. It's fine. I'm test this time. And today's episode is on doctors. Well, I could have, you know. Pibb, me, uh, cough. A dangerous medical syndrome. Symptoms now breathe out what surgery do you think you could perform um how walk me through it wait it's what's what's what's you do so the tracheotomy is doing what is what is that i this a tracheotomy or trkeotomy. How? Walk me through it. Wait. Here's what you do.

So.

It's a tracheotomy is doing.

What is that?

Is it tracheotomy or trachiotomy? What is this thing? Okay. It's a medical procedure. Oh, excellent. I didn't get that. Correct. On the windpipe, to be exact. Something to do with, yeah. Okay, sure.

So if you're choking or something or there's a, in your throat, there's a blockage.

You can't breathe.

Mm-hmm.

What you do is...

You feel... Okay, sure. So if you're choking or something or there's a, in your throat, there's a blockage. You can't breathe. What you do is, you feel here at the base of your neck, there's that, like, little soft part. What you do is you cut through that, move the vocal cords over to the side. Which ones are they? The chords. There are only chords that are there. If you open it up, there's courts. All right, yeah, good.

You can't see them from here because the skin's there.

You cut through to the esophagus and you put like a pen or a straw through,

and you will be able to breathe and not die.

That's awesome.

But there's still, like, you can't just walk around with a pen in your throat.

Well, no, then you go find actual... Rest of your life, you got a pen on your throat. Does that mean... Old pen throat.

Oh, they get there. Old pen throat over there. That's a classic pen throat menu. Penthroat's a fucking good... How do you get that name? Well... I don't know if you've seen his throat, but there's a pen in it. There's a pen just sticking out of it. Fucking weird. He had a tracheotomy and was like, no, I don't need to see the hospital.

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