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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Positive Birth Story

Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

kathbum

Comedy

4.55.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the lightning speed natural arrival of Mr. Frederick Ryan Kootstra. Joined in places by Bobby, who took turns taking the screaming infant out of the room, this episode is has been called* the feel-good birth story of the decade. We are so grateful for your well-wishes xx

*By no one.


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0:00.0

Hello! It is June 14th, Donald Trump's birthday, Flag Day. A day, I think it's

0:09.4

Che Guevara's birthday as well. I googled it. I thought that I was going to have a

0:15.3

baby today. I did not. My podcast on Sunday was late, however, I had big plans

0:21.0

for Sunday. I was gonna walk around and do some sexual influencing by the pool.

0:25.7

Had a bunch of bikinis. I had recently revealed my pregnancy and I was 39 plus

0:32.2

something weeks. And I was like, hey, let's get this bump out here. I love a bump.

0:37.8

And put on a bikini and I took some, I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a pool

0:41.6

mom type of photos. I stepped in some glass. It wasn't a big deal. And then I had to

0:47.8

go back inside and work very hard on a completion of the audacity. It is my

0:54.1

book sort of a how-to, fun, funny memoir. It is available for pre-order now. There

0:59.3

are signed copies and stuff like that too. I feel like some retailers have

1:04.0

discounted it. Some independent retailers are not able to do that. That is their

1:08.9

business. Whoever you buy it from, it doesn't affect me. I don't understand

1:12.8

business. I'm not a businessman. But that is available to pre-order now and it's

1:17.8

released September 30th. I sent the email and I thought, yes, the book is done.

1:24.6

The final edit. And I thought that I would be free and breezy and easy for the

1:29.4

rest of the day to record the podcast. I was going to talk about cryptocurrency

1:33.2

Bitcoin. Some of the chats my sexy husband Bobby Kaya and I are having in the

1:38.7

house and didn't go to plan. So today's podcast is dedicated to the story of

1:45.2

Sunday the fast arrival of our son. And then I can put that behind me. I just

1:52.6

thought I'd tell you about it. So if you are expecting a baby or you would like

1:57.0

to have one in the future or you know someone who's had a baby or you just

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