Positioned for Increase | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.2 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.7 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:22.7 | I promise you we will make it feel right at home. But I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:28.1 | And I heard about this little girl. She asked her mother how the human race got started. |
| 0:33.8 | Her mother explained how God created Adam and Eve, and they had children, on and on. |
| 0:40.1 | Here we are today. |
| 0:41.6 | A few days later, she asked her father the same question. |
| 0:45.2 | He explained how many years ago there were monkeys, and little by little, they became more like people. |
| 0:51.5 | Now here we are. |
| 0:53.2 | Confused, she went back to her mother, said, Mom, you said God like people. Now here we are. Confused, she went back to her mother. |
| 0:55.7 | Said, Mom, you said God created people. |
| 0:58.6 | Dad said we came from monkeys. |
| 1:00.5 | How can that be? |
| 1:01.7 | She said, oh, honey, that's easy. |
| 1:03.6 | I told you about my side of the family. |
| 1:05.9 | Dad told you about his. |
| 1:08.0 | Say it like you mean it. |
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