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Joel Osteen Podcast

Positioned for Increase | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

When something ceases in your life, that's a sign that something better is on the way. God is about to take you where you could not go on your own.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.2

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:14.0

Well, God bless you.

0:15.2

It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:17.7

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:22.7

I promise you we will make it feel right at home. But I like to start with something funny.

0:28.1

And I heard about this little girl. She asked her mother how the human race got started.

0:33.8

Her mother explained how God created Adam and Eve, and they had children, on and on.

0:40.1

Here we are today.

0:41.6

A few days later, she asked her father the same question.

0:45.2

He explained how many years ago there were monkeys, and little by little, they became more like people.

0:51.5

Now here we are.

0:53.2

Confused, she went back to her mother, said, Mom, you said God like people. Now here we are. Confused, she went back to her mother.

0:55.7

Said, Mom, you said God created people.

0:58.6

Dad said we came from monkeys.

1:00.5

How can that be?

1:01.7

She said, oh, honey, that's easy.

1:03.6

I told you about my side of the family.

1:05.9

Dad told you about his.

1:08.0

Say it like you mean it.

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