Don't Believe The Lies | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.1 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. It's great to be with you today and I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our |
| 0:21.7 | YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you be a part |
| 0:27.9 | of one of our services. But I'd like to start with something funny. And I heard about this lady, |
| 0:33.4 | she surprised a burglar in her house late one night and she was home alone didn't have any kind of |
| 0:38.9 | weapon she didn't know what to do finally she thought i'll quote a scripture verse she shouted out |
| 0:45.3 | axe 238 the burglar froze in his tracks and wouldn't move and the police soon arrived and |
| 0:51.9 | were amazed at how a woman with no weapon could do this. |
| 0:55.7 | They asked the burglar, what was it about that scripture that had such an effect on you? |
| 1:00.4 | He said, scripture, what scripture? |
| 1:02.9 | I thought she said she had an axe in 238s. |
| 1:07.5 | All right, y'all, say it like you mean it. |
| 1:09.9 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:11.5 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:13.4 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:15.3 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:17.6 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:20.3 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive. |
| 1:24.9 | I will never be the same. |
| 1:26.6 | In Jesus' name. God bless you. I want to talk to you |
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