Hello and welcome to citation needed, the podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia or wherever we want and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's how it works now.

I'm knowing. I'm going to be getting you ready this week. The fluffer comparison is unavoidable, I guess, given the topic.

But joining me to aid in that task are all the lubricant you're ever going to need, Heath, Eli,

Cecil, and Tom. Cock toua. Let's do it. You have my consent to jerk off to me. Like, don't send me a video,

but like if you're ever worried that I'm sad about, I'm not at all sad. Do it. No, every time. Every time I try to get out, I literally slip right

through their hands because so much loo. It just, they can't even get me. I'm really more of a

marshmallow fluffer. Oh, interesting. Same. Interesting. It's so good. And before we get

started, we should probably address the rumors that

tom was kidnapped and held temporarily in an undisclosed volcano layer for his essay targeting

billionaires last week that is false nobody else in the room is making me say that and with that

out of the way tell us heath what person plays think concept phenomenon or event? What we'll be talking about today? We're going to be

talking about the latest trends in pornography, the art of online erotica from the Pornhub

2024 year in review. All right. So what's the, what's new in the world, the dicks, I guess?

All right.

Here's the intro from Pornhub.

It's that time of year again, and it's juicier than...

I hear that's a disease.

Bam, first!

Well done.

First.

With a presidential election, the Olympics in Paris, sexually charged viral videos, a rare solar eclipse, and iconic video game releases made for a year rich in surprises.

Okay, it sounds like whoever was right and that was afraid they were going to lose me

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