Hello and welcome.

Hello and welcome, the citation needed.

The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia,

and pretend we're experts.

Because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick, and I'll be seasoning the rich, but I'll need a few fellow capitalistic gourmand's to share the meal.

First up, two men who are ready to eat the rich when I said eat and the Tom and she.

All right, a fancy proposal instead of modest. I like it.

Yeah, I know we're supposed to take one bite and spit out the rest, so it's more like a tasting than a meal.

It's fair. It's fair. Yeah. Omikaze, if you will. And also joining us tonight, sweet little rascals that wealth disparity just couldn't nab. Noah and Cecil.

The fact that despair isn't the root word of disparity seems like a missed opportunity.

That's true.

That's true.

Little rascals in my town, the tree house was just the third one.

It was one, two, three.

Before we begin tonight, I'd like to thank our patrons.

Patrons, capitalism is an economic system specifically designed for the rich to get richer

at the expense of the poor. And being poor sounds gross. So thank you for preventing that.

But it's not just our gratitude. You are no, no patrons. Right now, our patrons can already access

this week's bonus episode,

part three of our reading of My Immortal.

Part three, it seems like that's part 26 at least. At least.

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