Porn Sites are Secretly Photographing Users (with Clark Jones)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Is throwing away a plastic bag anti-Black? How many platic's bag worth of plastic bags should a person keep in their home? Comedian Clark Jones guides us on a toray into the shady side of porn sites with his conspiracy that PornHub takes photos of users while they scroll. Is there a database of o-faces? Is Fat Joe a better podcaster than he is a rapper? We ponder these deep questions, plus Langston gives us a proper definition of gooning, and David regales us with his harrowing tales on BART. In this house, we respect our laptops.

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0:12.0	Get your penis out of your wife.
0:14.0	And get that pussy out of your side piece.
0:17.6	Yeah, out of it.
0:18.7	Into your...
0:19.3	I've never had sex before.
0:24.0	We have big news.
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