Human DNA in Hotdogs: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about finding human DNA in packaged hotdogs. Plus, can we give props to Ja Rule?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.7 | She said, put it in her mouth. |
| 0:07.6 | She said, put it in her mouth. She said put it in her mouth. |
| 0:22.9 | In my motherfucking mouth. |
| 0:25.6 | In her motherfucking mouth. |
| 0:28.2 | There it is. |
| 0:29.1 | There it is, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:31.2 | Welcome to a phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. |
| 0:34.4 | The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. |
| 0:39.3 | And we finally worked to prove the little bullshit you have been thinking about at home. |
| 0:45.6 | It's a motherfucking mini episode. |
| 0:49.2 | You want to know some crazy? |
| 0:50.9 | I don't know any of the lyrics to put it in your mouth besides the chorus. Hmm. The I don't know any of the lyrics to put it in your mouth besides the chorus. |
| 0:55.9 | Hmm. |
| 0:58.1 | The Ackineli song, right? |
| 1:00.1 | Yeah, of course. |
| 1:01.8 | Yeah, I don't know what else it would be. |
| 1:04.3 | Yeah, Beyonce didn't cover it. |
| 1:07.5 | It's just him. |
| 1:13.3 | And Kia Jeffries, of course, G Kia Jeffries of course |
| 1:13.9 | she's the one singing |
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