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Dangerous mid-morning debate with the Great Dictator.

The Independent Republic of Mike Graham on Talk Radio.

Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham right here on Talk

Radio. We're back after a brief sojourn into breakfast yesterday and an even longer diversion

into more Brexit-related nonsense over the weekend. Luckily for you, we won't be going anywhere

near that today. Instead, we're going to find out why the police don't want you to bring

any valuables to them

if you find them in the street.

So if you're walking around the streets today and you spot someone's wallet on the ground

or see a discarded passport on a park bench, just don't take it to your nearest police station.

They don't want it.

It's basically yours.

It's literally finders, keep us. It's officially the end of being kind to your neighbour, and I say it's officially the end of actual decent, honest and pleasant society. 03444-49-1,000. Daisy McHandry is back and we'll

be finding out what you can do with a bumper apple crop this year. I'm recommending a cider

press. Meanwhile, we'll have a look at why fast food outlets are growing faster than ever on our high streets. And if you're planning a trip,

we'll tell you the coolest places to go

in the world. And of course, we'll also keep

an eye on what is going on over in Turkey

where President Erdogan may well

be making a statement of some kind in which he

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