Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republican Mike Graham right here on Talk Radio.

We've made it to the end of another week successfully without upsetting too many feminists, too many snowflakes or even Labour Party members.

So it's time to celebrate.

And what better way to do that than to go on a march.

But it's not a march for jobs.

It's not a march for food.

It's not even a march to stop the government going to war.

Oh no.

Not this time. It's a march for middle-class Ramonas,

who were too spoiled to accept the democratic decision

taken two years ago by the British public

who voted to leave the European Union.

It's rather laughably called the People's March

and it's all happening tomorrow in London

and a huge cost to the taxpayer.

Why don't they just call it what it actually is

the Ramona's Express? What a complete and utter waste of everybody's time.

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We'll take calls coming up very shortly.

Dawn Nesham is here and we'll be tasting some wine later on with the help of our friends at Virtual Vino.

Plus, we'll be finding out whether having sex with your ex is a good way of moving on.

And if you buy that one, we've got a few more surprises up our sleeve.

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