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Inside the Closet

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Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Hey Closeteers, we hope your all staying safe, healthy and home. We've got a nice little hour of vacation for you in podcast form. Emma and Matteo talk about how their coping with Corona, sex toys, and peanut butter. Plus, Emma makes Matteo an offer. Please remember to rate, subscribe and follow us on Instagram!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:07.0

Okay, we're back. Yes, we're back. I'm in LA. Mateo's in New York, so we're both in the hubs, Mateo of Corona.

0:16.1

I'm in the epic depth.

0:18.0

There's 16,000 cases in New York City.

0:20.9

No, it's even more than that.

0:24.0

I check, so yes. in New York City. No, it's even more than that. I checked.

0:25.0

So yesterday I saw it.

0:26.0

This is so crazy.

0:27.4

If I tell you it's 20, it was 23,000 in New York City. And I'm in the middle of it all.

0:36.0

I can't believe it because I just, I mean I can't believe it,

0:39.0

because I just, I mean I can't believe it, it makes sense.

0:42.0

What is it, like what is it like there like?

0:43.6

Like are you like when you look at your window what's it like?

0:47.8

Well, I will say you know here's this all right these are the strange things right like one a funny

0:54.4

thing I saw a woman probably and I always say this I pulled it from Kathy Griffin

0:59.3

a woman in her early hundreds walking down the street with no glove no mask a small dog and

1:06.1

smoking and I thought bitch get it fucking get no no how old she was old and she was doing that? She was like 90.

1:16.7

I mean, I mean she was a matheus a lot like she was and I was just like all right, you know, but in reality, there's no one on the streets and every

1:26.7

once in a while you'll see one person like maybe jog and if people walk by each other, they

1:31.6

literally cross the street.

1:33.0

Really?

1:34.0

And everyone's in masks.

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