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Inside the Closet

Live from the Bunker

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Hey Closeteers, we know things are a little scary right now, but we're hoping this episode of #InsideTheCloset makes you feel a little less alone if you're in isolation. We're of course talking about the Caronavirus, and encouraging EVERYONE to practice social distancing. We also talk about some of our favorite comedians to look up while locked up, how we might smuggle Emma's mom out of Guatemala if worst comes to worst, and Matteo might make a new comic book. Stay tuned for more episodes! This episode was recorded Saturday March 14th, and information regarding the Cornavirus has been updated since.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

0:05.0

Inside the closet.

0:07.0

Okay, here we are. No, I think that's good.

0:10.0

Okay, good, we're doing it.

0:11.0

All right.

0:12.0

We're live from the bunker so um

0:15.3

life from our life from our apartments where we always are but this time it's

0:18.3

different because we have to be here literally so quick story why M&I did not get a chance to record this week. Number one, the fucking coronavirus, number two, that before the hysteria started, last week me and Emma had planned to do a couple days in the studio.

0:34.8

Yeah, I was in Phoenix doing shows in Phoenix last weekend and on Monday I had a big meeting with ABC. I shouldn't be talking about this but whatever and

0:46.4

it's it's nothing's official nothing's sentence anyways you know what you know just a

0:51.0

meeting right but it's still important and they wanted me to fly out and the news

0:55.3

it just started percolating all this stuff about travel and Corona just became more serious

1:00.7

where did they want you to fly out to LA?

1:03.0

Phoenix to LA, LA back to New York on Wednesday and I just called my manager and said,

1:07.9

I don't want to do it.

1:09.7

I said, I'm following my gut, I don't want to do it.

1:11.9

And she's like, okay, let's not do it. And thank gut I don't want to do it and she's like okay let's not do it and thank

1:13.7

God I didn't because I did get sick on Monday. Right. I was having sinus issues and

1:19.8

I had really bad body aches of course I'm like I have the coronavirus and I went to my doctor who came in in a full like Ebola has matsuit.

1:27.6

Whoa and she took my temperature I didn't have a temperature and she was like look you

1:33.3

probably just have a viral disease but lay low for a little bit if you feel better in

1:39.6

two days you're fine and I did feel better I feel better now I still have a little bit of a

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